First my precious, adorable, sweet little boy took off his diaper and peed on the floor. Twice.
THEN, since mama had given in to a pregnancy craving (not like I don't eat Taco Bell regularly when I'm not expecting!), she left half a burrito on the kitchen table -IN THE MIDDLE, where greedy little paws can't reach. Note that it is a huge burrito, not a little bean and cheeser!
THIS little stinker:

Found my burrito, CLIMBED onto the chair and pulled it off the table (where presumably it landed on my gross floor), then carried the burrito (dripping with HOT sauce that gave him a rash) all through my living room and ate it on my new couch where I found him and my naughty dog Toby. Both covered in red rice and cheese. Unfortunately my state of shock prevented me from grabbing my camera. I'm still pretty bitter, but I'm sure you can imagine the pure delight that both dog and child were experiencing.

Found my burrito, CLIMBED onto the chair and pulled it off the table (where presumably it landed on my gross floor), then carried the burrito (dripping with HOT sauce that gave him a rash) all through my living room and ate it on my new couch where I found him and my naughty dog Toby. Both covered in red rice and cheese. Unfortunately my state of shock prevented me from grabbing my camera. I'm still pretty bitter, but I'm sure you can imagine the pure delight that both dog and child were experiencing.
How am I going to handle two?!?!?



